Office Hijinx.
There is no faxing in Afghanistan. I suppose it’s not secure enough, what with that raw data flowing over the phone line. So, any handwritten documents must be scanned and emailed. Scanned and emailed. Scanned and emailed.
One of the two functioning scanners in our office has the pleasure of being connected to my laptop. Therefore, I do a lot of… scanning and emailing. For myself and for my coworkers. To make things more fun, whenever I scan something for someone in the office, I title the email with a HILARIOUS PUN involving the word “scan.” So far I’ve used:
- Scan Francisco
- Scandinavia
- Scantastic
- Scanalanche
- Scandyland
- Scandalous
…and probably more that I’ve forgotten. This is the part where you comment with more scan-related puns!
August 8th, 2008 at 7:01 pm
scanalog, scantigone, scanana, scan du soleil (for the scan tropez tan), scan’t buy me love, dead scan dance, scantaloupe, scansas, a scan you shall receive, kick the scan, scandelion, yankee doodle scandy, iscanbul is conscantinople!
August 8th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
a scan for all seasons, the old scan and the sea, scansylvania 6-5000.
August 9th, 2008 at 11:53 am
I scan’t imagine scancocting more scantastic puns scan you already scanve.
August 9th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
scanover maryland
August 9th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Scanton, PA
Afghaniscan? (doye)
August 10th, 2008 at 1:35 am
supercalafragalisticexpiSCANadocious?
August 10th, 2008 at 11:14 am
The Scantom Menace
August 10th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
this scan is your scan; this scan is my scan.
August 10th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
you want the scan?! you can’t handle the scan!?
yes we scan.
i scan’t believe its not butter.
stand by your scan.
i mean, i can keep going but i’ll leave it at these for now.
this is a brilliant thing you’re doing.
i commend it.
August 10th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
Excellent work, team.
August 14th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
proud to be an AmeriSCAN?
that sucked. i’m not any good at this.